monopoly.oldmonopoly.newHasbro games announced a contest yesterday to select one of the old Monopoly pieces to permanently retire, and a new one to take it’s place. Talk about stress. For how many years did my sibblings and I argue about who would get the ocean liner or the adorable Scottie dog? Well, which is it to be? I finally decided to axe the iron – I think my mom, who was the world’s most gifted ironer, got stuck with it once too often. As to the adorable new tokens, who cares: they will outlive me.