Where will it end? Only a few days after her slimedance on TV, we get this special wake-up treat after 17 hours of stultifying Oscar boredom – the anti-dignity, never-LauraBush Michelle arrayed in front of her no-choice secret service detail who are specially dressed up in military uniforms. And she is all about anything but thanking the military as she opens up the envelope. Whatever. Same for the Oscars.